June 17, 2026, marks my 1,000th “Today’s Advice.” About 20% tackle topics others evade; I distill common subjects from previous advisors, filtered and seasoned to my taste. If you know someone who is hooked on horoscopes, nudge them here for more useful issues and attitudes, with zero embarrassing pseudoscience.
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BIGGIES™
… are bigger-than-life-size statues for advertising, fun, or art. I photographed hundreds of them. What should I use the photos for? Picture books? Calendars? Stories? BISACs TRV026140 roadside attractions, JNF006060 sculpture for children. Product code BIGI.

